歌手:Eminem
所屬專輯：Raw And Uncutt
歌曲:Can I Bitch mp3
Can I Bitch Eminem歌詞
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Can I Bitch

Uncle Marshall!
Will you tell us a bedtime story?

Here we go...
Now once upon a time not long ago
There was a little rapper about to blow
But his album came and it was not good
I think it went lead or double copper wood
So the silly little fans they were mislead
By a nerdy internet computer hip-hop head
"Me and you, Clef, were gonna make some cash
Grab the silver paint and lets paint my ass"
Hey mister, would ya care to bare witness to
The ass-whippin Im about to administer
To this ass-kissin little vaginal blister
Stanabis, little Marshall Mathers sister
And in this corner, we have the mister
Not havin it, its the mad sinister
Dr. Evil with his bag of tricks for
this little antagonist faggot dick-suckin
Ex-LL Cool J fan from Windsor
Im bout to murder little Kenny fag Keniff-sta
You bastard I aint wanna have to diss ya
Canabis, where the fuck you at? I miss ya!

Can-i-bitch, oh Can-i-bitch
Where for art thou Can-i-bitch?
Please tell me what happened with
That style that you were rappin with
Can-i-bitch, oh Can-i-bitch
Are you from Los Angeles
New York or just a janitor
From Canada? Oh Can-i-bitch
Now at first I aint really understand the shit
Picture me for a second and imagine it
Chillin in the Bat-Mansion and relaxin
When all a sudden some bullshit comes across the scanners
Its Can-i-bitch on some "Stan Lives" shit
It creeped me out at first. Man this is sick
For me, being just a sick, this conflict
Gets my dick harder than arithmetic
And I know how you jealous ones envy
I shoulda knew better from the first few letters you sent me
The first two letters you were tellin me shit
Like you respect me, like any other regular MC
The third letter you ask how come I aint return
None of the messages at Shady Records you left me
The fourth letter: "Slim, you really startin to upset me!"
The fifth letter told me you were comin to get me
The sixth letter theres a bomb threat in our building
This crazy motherfuckers really tryin to kill me!
So I went back and read the first few letters that said
Some shit about a message you left
Oh shit, thats not an "E" thats an "A"
This dude wants to leave me a "massage," hes gay!!
Right away Im on the phone with Dr. Dre
We got a bogey! (Marshall Im on the way)

Can-i-bitch, oh Can-i-bitch
Where for art thou Can-i-bitch?
Please tell me what happened with
That style that you were rappin with
Can-i-bitch, oh Can-i-bitch
Are you from Los Angeles
New York or just a janitor
From Canada? Oh Can-i-bitch
So in two seconds flat Dres at my crib
The funny thing is we both know where this kid lives
And neither one of us have Canadian citizenship
Shit. Oh Dre, wait a mintue thats it
All we gotta do is use a bit of turbo boost
We can fly over the border "Lets go"
So were off to Toronto and were gainin speed
(What was that? Oh) Jermaine Dupri
Fuck It, keep goin no time to waste
Wait, backup hit him one more time in case
Okay .. fuck now hes draggin under the car
Oh well, only 30 more thousand miles
Meanwhile me and Dre are tryin to conversate
Just tryin to find a reason for the constant hate
And tryin to figure out what happened to Germaine Propaine
"He couldnt have fell off that hard" Aint no way
"What happened to the way you was rappin when you was scandalous
That Canibus turned into a television evangelist"
Plus he raps with his regular voice
(What was that?) Pet Shop Boys
So we pull up to the bridge where he last was spotted
His corpse was still movin but his ass was rotted
He kinda smelled a little like Courtney Love
I figure if I stick him with a fork hes done
So I stabbed him twice, kept jabbin, Christ
He wont die, this guys like a battered wife
Hes like Kim, he keeps comin back for more
But he wont fight back I cracked his jaw
Hold up, Bis quit foldin up!
Punch me in the chest! Make my shoulders touch!
Do somethin! At least one punchline
Cmon till the meter reads 9-9-9-
ty-nine percent of my fans are blonde
Bis cmon answer me man respond!
Tell me bout the sun rain moon and stars
Intergalatical metaphors from Mars!
Raw to the floor, raw like Reservoir Dogs
Bite another line from Redmans song!
Suddenly the stub from a dead mans arm
From a midget reaches out from under the car
Its JD, this motherfucker wont die neither
Dre starts sprayin him with cans of ether
We stomped the bitch and then stopmed the bitch again
(Compton!) Detroit bitch! Talk some shit again!
Stomp him! (switch feet) Stomp him! (switch again!)
Dre alright hes dead dog, quit kickin him!
I think Stanabis jumped off the bridge again (Damn)
He disappeared yo hes gone he did it again

Can-i-bitch, oh Can-i-bitch
Where for art thou Can-i-bitch?
Please tell me what happened with
That style that you were rappin with
Can-i-bitch, oh Can-i-bitch
Are you from Los Angeles
New York or just a janitor
From Canada? Oh Can-i-bitch